Apparently I’m a Douche Bag…

So I find these types of email / messages quite amusing. First, that someone would actually take the time to sit down and write something like this means they have an extraordinary amount of time (read: no friends or life). Second, the message is typically so vague and cryptic, the author really just comes off as a complete retard imbecile.┬áThird, the author rarely identifies themselves only reinforcing their cowardice and lack of utter integrity. If you’re going to call me names, at least tell me who you are you wuss.

To what am I referring? Well, I got this message to my MySpace account a few weeks ago, and I just had to laugh. I’ve now posted the message for all of you to enjoy.

So… enjoy!

CitySourced-Hater

In case some of you can’t see the image, I’ve transcribed it here:

“City Sourced is the most outrageous capitalistic bullshit I have ever seen. If you want a “clean” neighborhood, move to the fucking suburbs to slowly die like the rest of the feeble fucks like you. I don’t like you at all. Major fail.”